Lock`Jaw: Due to technical diffuculties.....
Vegeta: *screaming out* Technical? The kid is lost cause you splattered him with toffee and caused him to go blind.....
Lock`Jaw: *glares at Vegeta*
Vegeta: *nervously* I... think I'll go back to my fridge.
Lock`Jaw: I thought so. Anyway, technical difficulties have arisen and are compensated by having DBZ characters replace the ones in Evangelion.
Director: But only Shinji is missing. *gets hit by a ki blast*
Lock`Jaw: Thank you Goku. Here's a banana *throws banana into an oven*
Goku: Oh joy! *chases banana*
*Piccolo closes the oven*
Lock`Jaw: Thank you Piccolo, here's a banana *throws banana into another oven which Vegeta is standing next to*
Piccolo: Hmph. *walks away to his room to change*
Lock`Jaw/Vegeta: Dammit.
Goku: Something smells funny................
Lock`Jaw: Anyway.... that's about it, on with the show.
*title comes up, Shinji, Rei and Asuka are standing in the middle of a park*
Gohan: Why are we here?
Piccolo: Don't know, Shinji.....
Videl: shut up Shinji......
Gohan: But..... my love.....
Piccolo: *whispering to Shinji* We're on air you idiot.
Gohan: Oh right....
*big fancy alarm and warnings go off: an Angel is attacking*
Gohan/Piccolo/Videl: Lets go! *run off to the location of the Evangelions*
-at the location of the Eva's-
Gohan: What does the Angel look like?
Bulma: It's big, shiny and gay.
Videl: Lets get it!
*The trio get into their Eva's*
Gohan/Videl/Rei: Ready!
*they all launch*
-the surface-
Gohan: There it is!!!!!
Frieza: MWAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!
Gohan: MASENKOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Frieza: Hey, that's cheating!
Piccolo: *fires a ki blast at Frieza* YAAAAAAAAH!!!!
Frieza: I'm dead. *dies*
Gohan: I didn't know Angels could talk.
Piccolo: Awe well.
-back at home-
Vegeta: *got his arse stuck in the doorway of his fridge with his head and arms sticking outside while his back and legs are on the inside* Darn.
Bulma: *giggles* Pen Pen you silly penguin, what have you gotten yourself into this time?
Vegeta: Grrrrrrrrr *forces his feet out the bottom of the fridge and walks to the bathroom*
Gohan/Videl: *walks in* Hey Misato.
Bulma: Hi. *makes a peace sign and smiles*
Gohan: O... kaaaaaayyy...
Videl/Gohan: *fall down anime style* What's for dinner?
Bulma: Penguin.
Vegeta: *walks in still in the fridge* What?
Bulma: Errrr...... *runs out the door*
Vegeta: Come back here!!!!!! *chases her*
Gohan: *takes a picture* This'll sell well.
Videl: We're alone.
Gohan: Yeh. *smiles*
Videl: *closes door*
*a big splat is heard behind the door*
*door opens*
*the two are covered in toffee for even thinking about hentai*
Gohan: Damn.
-the next day at headquarters-
Goku: *is still charred by the oven incident*
Raditz: *talking to Shinji's father* It can't work sir, she's stuffed from the last battle.
Goku: *thinks for a second* Stuff it. *ki blasts raditz* I need lunch. *walks off*
-at a cemetery-
Shinji: *at his mother's grave* Mother...
Chi-Chi: *underground* Heeeeeeelp meee...
Gohan: Mother, I know you can hear me, I send you my best. *walks off*
Chi-Chi: Noooooooooooooooooo!!!! Cooome back... running out of air... *cough*
-at school-
Trunks: Hey Shinji!
Goten: Cool fight last night
Trunks: Damn, you challenging her in your Eva like that, it was insane.
Gohan: Yeh, Asuka can be like that........ *faints*
-where Rei lives-
Piccolo: I need wallpaper.......................
-in the city-
*two Angels appear*
Cell: What shall we do now?
King Cold: Hmm...... don't know, wasn't Frieza here yesterday?
Cell: You care about your gay son?
King Cold: Hm.... no. *gets hit by a ki blast*
Gohan: Got him!
Videl: Yeh!!!!
King Cold: no! *dies*
Cell: Uh........ *runs off*
Piccolo: *smiles*
-at the victory party-
Bulma: Be careful with this punch, it's really strong....
*five minutes later*
Bulma: *hitting on every guy there with a slurred speech* How're youuuuuuu? *faints*
-in the city the next day-
Cell: I'm back!
Gohan: So? We'll just ki blast ya.
Cell: Uh........... *runs off*
-headquarters-
Krillen: Hey Shinji's dad.
Goku: Hey, M&M's. *looking at Krillen's dots on his head which Krillen decided to decorate with different colours*
Krillen: Uh.... this is just a joke... Right?
*two minutes later*
Goku: Never really liked him anyway. *burp*
-at Shinji's home-
Gohan: *lying in bed* Unfamiliar ceiling.
Videl: *walks in wearing sexy undergarments* But familiar body. *smiles*
*Shinji and Asuka are hit with toffee*
Gohan: I'm never gonna score.
Videl: Not with that attitude.
-the city, the next day-
Cell: This time I'm gonna fight
Gohan: 'Bout time.
Cell: But lets do: THE CELL GAMES to determine humankind's fate.
Gohan: *thinks about it*......Nah. *fires a ki blast at Cell*
Cell: Ahh!!!! *dies*
-a hardware store-
Vegeta: *talking to the guy at the counter still with the fridge on his arse* So I'm playing the role of a penguin that lives in a fridge and it turned out like this......
Counter guy: Suuuuuuureeeee we believe you... *grabs Vegeta and throws him out*
Vegeta: *lands on his back so he can't get up* Help, I've fallen and I can't get up.............
-Shinji's place-
Gohan: Hey Asuka.
Videl: Hey Gohan.
*the two stare at each other as if they are trying to prevent something*
Gohan: Ahh...
Videl: Hmm..
*they lunge at each other*
*they get hit by toffee*
Gohan: Dammit all to hell........!!
-the next day in the city-
Cell: I'm baaaack...
Gohan: You're dead.....
Cell: Oh yeh. *disappears*
Videl: *looks in Shinji's direction*
Gohan: *looks back*
Piccolo: *looks at the 2 and feels bad for being asexual* Aw. *sniff*
-at headquarters-
Goku: What happened to lunch?
*guy with a platter (the ones with those lids on them) walks in*
Guy: Here you go.
*places the plate on the table and lifts the cover, lunch is tied up on the platter with an apple in her mouth*
Guy: a bit of pepper is recommended.
Goku: Ok. *takes pepper and sprinkles a bit on Lunch*
Lunch: *muffled sneeze*
Goku: Uh oh.
-at Shinji's house-
Vegeta: *stuck in the doorway*
Bulma: *giggles* Here, let me help you. *gets Vegeta's backside out of the fridge*
Vegeta: *goes flying out the window* Thank youuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!
Bulma: No problem.
Vegeta: *lands to realize he landed arse first into a garbage can and can't get out* Crud!
-the next day-
Cell: I'm.....
Gohan: DAMMIT!!!!!! *fires a ki blast at Cell*
Cell: Ahhh!!!! *dies again*
Gohan: *goes to Asuka* Lets go to my place, ok?
Videl: *giggles* Ok baby.
*toffee hits them*
-at a hardware store-
Vegeta: So she kicked me out of the fridge and I flew out the window and landed in the trash can.
Counter guy: Suuuuuure, we believe you.......
Vegeta: No you don't! *fires a ki blast at the counter guy*
*the building falls down*
Vegeta: Now that's fun. *looks for a can opener among the ruins*
-headquarters-
Goku: Where's my assistant dude?
Krillen: *inside Shinji's dad's stomach* Heeeelp meeee, this isn't mondo cool...!
Lunch: *also inside Shinji's dad's stomach* Ahhh, he eats pepper. *achhooo*
Goku: Uh oh.
-Shinji's home-
*Shinji and Asuka are in separate rooms*
*Gohan sneezes*
*Videl giggles*
*they make for each other by breaking through two walls and the new fridge*
Videl: My love!
Gohan: Pumpkin!
*toffee hits them*
Vegeta: You broke my new fridge... *runs out crying*
-the next day at headquarters-
Cell: I'm ba...... hey, this isn't the city.....
Goku: I'm hungry. *lunges for Cell*
Lunch: *achoo*
Goku/krillen/Cell: Uh oh.
-Shinji's house-
*Shinji's dad walks in*
Gohan: DAD! What are you doing here?
Goku: Heard this was a good spot for toffee. *notices Vegeta* Hey, penguin! *eats Vegeta*
Lunch: *achoo*
Goku/krillen/cell/Vegeta: Uh oh.
-the vet-
Vegeta: *talking through Shinji's dad's stomach* So I am installing my new fridge at home and this fool *points at Shinji's dad* decided to eat me.
Lunch: *ahh....*
Cell: Noo!! *grabs her nose*
Lunch: *sigh of relief*
Cell: *lets go of her nose*
Lunch: *ACHOO!!!!!*
Goku and everyone digested by Goku so far: Uh oh.
Goku: My stomach hurts when that happens............
-Shinji's place-
Bulma: *keeping an eye on Shinji and Asuka who are placed opposite each other at the table for the carpet cleaning bill is quite high*
Gohan: *winks at Videl*
*this scene should be read as if in slow motion for better effect*
Bulma: Noooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *tries to stop Videl*
Videl: *dives at Shinji*
Gohan: *gets tackled by Videl and lands on his arse* MY LOOOOOOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*all get hit by toffee*
*end of slow motion*
Bulma: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-headquarters-
Goku: Rei!
Piccolo: Yes?
Goku: I'm hungry
Piccolo: Cripes! *runs for it*
Goku: *catches Rei and dines well*
Krillen: I wish I had a nose.
Cell: Shouldn't have said that.
Lunch: *achoo*
Goku: Dammit. *eats himself to get inside to bash several colours out of Lunch but collapses on himself and forms a black hole*
Goku: It's not a good day for me.
Cell: Dammit.
Goku: I'm hungry. *eyes the people he has partially digested*
Everyone: Crap!
-the out skirts of the black hole-
Gohan: That's it, toffee or no toffee, I'm gonna make love to you!!!!!!
Videl: Come to me!!!!!!!
*two plates of pasta hit them*
Videl: Ewwwwwwwww...!
Bulma: *takes a picture*
Videl: Now I can't be with you anymore.
Gohan: *looks up at the sky and turns super Sayian*
Lock`Jaw: Aw crap! QUICK! CUT TO THE FINISH!!!!!!
FIN
Lock`Jaw: Phew! The moral of this story is to make sure Goku is well fed.
Videl: I've always had a thing for blondes.
Gohan's brain: Gotta stay super Sayian for a while, he he.
Gohan: Come here Videl!
Lock`Jaw: Dammit, *thinks* IT MAY BE THE END BUT I STILL HAVE AMMO!!!!!!
*toffee falls on everyone and everything (except Lock`Jaw) and all contact with Neo-Tokyo is lost......*
-elsewhere-
Shinji: Ahhhh where am I? *hits a tree* Ahhhhhhhh!!!! *faints and more toffee hits him*