*the Z-senshi are riding in a car (ok, it's a big car but I don't care) and there are others, just haven't decided on who yet*

Goku: I've never been to an amusement park before!

Vegeta: Why do I have to go?

Goku: And why don't I get to drive?

Bulma: *looking at Goku* Err........ you need.... er.... a break from......... all the hard work you have been doing.

Goku: But I wanna drive!!! *pouts*

Vegeta: I STILL WANT TO KNOW WHY I HAVE TO GO AND I WANT TO KNOW NOW!!!!!!!!! *stands up and hits his head*

Piccolo: *driving* SHUT UP AND SIT DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bulma: YOU'RE GOING CAUSE TRUNKS WANTS TO GO!!!!!

Vegeta: But.......

Bulma: YOU'RE GOING AND SIT DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!

Vegeta: *sits down* Yes'm.

Krillen: *in the trunk* Hey guys, why do I have to be in here?

Piccolo: Cause there's no room up here.

Krillen: No room? By the sound of things there's plenty of room!

Gohan: *in the trunk as well* Get your foot outta my face, Krillen!

Krillen: Then get your fist away from mine!

Goten: Will you two stop moving? It's bad enough in here!

Bulma: Where's Trunks?

Trunks: *in trunk* In here, ma.

Goku: *laughing hysterically* I get it! Trunks in trunk!!!! HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *gets glared at by everyone except the people in the trunk and Piccolo who is still driving (of course he's still diving! '_')*

Goku: I'll be good.

Krillen: How come Pan gets to sit up there?

Pan: You saying you want me, baldy?

Krillen: Er......

Pan: KYAAAAH *starts punching the back bit above the trunk where a suspicious dome had formed looking like Krillen's bowling ball of a head*

Krillen: Hey, that ain't mondo cool!!!

Trunks: WILL YOU ALL SHUT UP?????

Goten: Lets fuse Trunks!

Trunks: In here? What if we stuff up and get fat?

Goten: Oh yeh...

Krillen: Ahhh..... my head!!!!!!!!

Pan: That oughta teach 'em!

Piccolo: Don't make me come back there!

Vegeta: I'd like to see you do that, green boy.

Piccolo: WAS THAT A CHALLENGE VEGETA? *narrowly misses oncoming traffic*

Vegeta: It sure was!

Piccolo: THAT'S IT!!! *jumps into the back and starts smashing the crap outta Vegeta*

Vegeta: GET OFF ME!!!! *goes super Sayian*

Piccolo: OH NO YOU DON'T!!!!!!! *punches Vegeta's face more*

Bulma: WHO THE HELL IS DRIVING THE CAR?

Goku: *grins* IT'S GOKU TO THE RESCUE!!!!!!!!! *jumps into the drivers seat*

All: OH $H!T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Piccolo: *still in the same position* BUT I'M SO YOUNG!!!!!!

Gohan: Get us outta here!!!!!!!!

Bulma: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Vegeta: *still under Piccolo* NO KAKAROT DON'T DO IT!!!!!! *sniff sniff* Hey Piccolo, I didn't know you had such bad B.O.

Piccolo: *glares at Vegeta* NOW IS NOT THE TIME TO TALK ABOUT MY B.O!!

Goku: *veers off the road into a dense forest* B.O? Hell, I'm B.O King! *lifts his arms*

Pan: MY PRECIOUS NOSE!

Krillen: Ahhhhhhh! IT'S SEEPING THROUGH INTO HERE!!!!!!

Gohan: How can you smell it with no nose? *cough*

Bulma: *cough* Goku.... *gasp* put you arms down.

Goku: Ok Bulma. *puts his arms down and takes a right turn back onto the road*

Gohan: FOR GOD SAKES DAD!!!!!!!!! STOP THE CAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Goku: What's that? Stop? Ok *presses the pedal he thinks is the brake but is actually the reverse* Hmm.... I think I got it wrong... *driving backwards now*

Vegeta: THAT'S IT!!!!! *jumps out of the front window and punches the living crap and colour outta the engine*

*the car slowly rolls to a stop outside the forest which was conveniently placed next to the theme park*

Goku: Ok everyone, remember where we parked! *gets out*

*all follow except the people in the trunk*

Krillen: Hello?

Trunks: Oh stuff it. *fires a burning attack*

*all get out*

-ticket booth-

Person in booth: Tickets, please.

Vegeta: TICKETS? I THOUGHT IT WAS FREE!

Person in booth: *sweatdrop* Er..........

Vegeta: *powers up*

Person in booth: IT'S FREE IT'S FREE!!!!!!!!

Vegeta: Better be worth it.

Person in booth: Oh, it is...

Vegeta: DID I WANT YOUR OPINION? *fires a Final Flash*

Goku: That wasn't needed Vegeta.

Vegeta: Ahh, but it was quite refreshing.

*all walk in to see the splendor of horror houses, love boats, pirate ships and roller coasters*

Goku: I wanna go on that! *jumps up and down and points at the merry-go-round*

Gohan: I'm so embarrassed... *hangs his head in shame*

Trunks: I feel for you, man.....

Vegeta: There oughtta be something here for me. *runs off*

Bulma: I hope we wont see him for a while.

Goku: Wanna go on the merry-go-round, Goten?

Goten: Ok! *runs off with Goku to the merry-go-round*

Trunks: I'm sorry about your dad, Gohan........ wanna go on the roller coaster to keep your mind off him?

Gohan: ..... K........... Piccolo, you coming?

Piccolo: Better be worth the hype. *walks off with Trunks and Gohan*

Krillen: Hey, wait for me! *follows*

Bulma: Guess that leaves us, Pan. Huh? *looks around* Pan?

-at the merry-go-round-

Goku: Weeeeeeeeeee.......! *looks around* Why are people staring?

Goten: Probably the fact of that you are thrice the size of normal merry-go-rounder's and that you look just like me.

Goku: Isn't that the other way around?

-roller coaster-

Trunks: All right! Come on you guys!

Krillen: Yeh, ok! *all go onto the roller coaster*

*the roller coaster starts climbing the vast hill very slowly*

Piccolo: *sarcastically* Ooooo, aaaaaaa, look at the view I could've seen for free by just flying!

Trunks: HOLD ON!!!!!!!!!

Piccolo: Huh?

*the roller coaster starts to fall downwards at incredible speed!*

Piccolo: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *waving his arms like a lunatic*

*the roller coaster takes left and rights, a loop-de-loop and Piccolo nearly hurls*

Piccolo: I THINK I'M GONNA HURL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*at the end of the track the roller coaster comes to a screeching stop, all get out, Piccolo slower than the others and Krillen is last for the shock of being vomited on by a Namek*

Krillen: ............

Piccolo: Sorry about that, Krillen...........

-at a duck pond-

*Bulma is sitting on a park bench feeding some ducks until she suddenly hears a loud explosion*

Vegeta: YOU DON'T WANT THE BREAD YOU AIN'T GONNA GET IT BUT........ IN THE NEXT DIMENSION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *another ki blast at the ducks*

Bulma: VEGETA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Vegeta: Uh-oh, I've been found! *runs off*

-at the ferris wheel-

Piccolo: I think we'll try slower things and build it up from there.

Trunks: I agree.

Gohan: Might as well try the ferris wheel then.

*all walk up*

Man: Sorry, can't let ya in, you have to be this tall. *points to sign*

Krillen: Dammit, that's the third time this week! I'm wishing for height next time! *storms off to the pond (what's left of it)*

Trunks: I don't really wanna go on this, I'll see ya later. *walks off to look for something interesting*

Piccolo: Lets go then. *walks in*

Gohan: *shudders* Even Piccolo, I'm so ashamed. *follows Piccolo*

-near the tunnel of love-

Trunks: Wish I had someone to go with............

Pan: *jumps out of the bushes* I'll go with ya!!!!!

Trunks: You like me?

Pan: Not really, just wanna see what its like in there.

Trunks: Oh, ok.

*both walk up*

Man: Ah, young lovers I see! Come on in.

Trunks: WE AREN'T LOVERS!!!!!!!!! WE JUST WANNA SEE WHAT'S INSIDE!!!!!!!!!!!

Pan: *giggles*

Man: O...... kaaaaay.... *nervously backs off*

Trunks: Thank you. *sits in the boat thing with Pan and floats off*

Man: *picks up a phone* Security...........

-Pond-

Krillen: WAH????? Where'd the pond go?

Android 16: It's gone, IT'S GONE!!!!!!!! *crys*

Krillen: There, there buddy, it'll grow back. What happened?

Android 16: Vegeta!!!!! *crys more*

Krillen: VEGETA????? *backs off* S..sorry buddy, can't help ya there! *runs like crazy*

Android 16: WAAAH!!!!!!!! *crys even more*

-merry-go-round-

Goten: Ok dad, 22 times is enough....

Goku: Well, all good things come to an end.

Goten: That's the smartest thing you've said all year!

Goku: Huh?

Goten: And it ain't farther from the truth. *walks off to the food court*

Goku: *follows*

-ferris wheel-

Piccolo: *gripping the seat* Thi..... this isn't so hard....

Gohan: WOW!! LOOK AT THE VIEW!!!! *goes to the other side* Hey, there's my dad! *waves*

Piccolo: Could you stop moving so much? It's rocking the ferris wheel.

Gohan: *looks at Piccolo* O.... kay. *sits down* You oughta see someone about this fear.

Piccolo: *stands up* WHAT FEAR? *starts firing ki blasts at random*

Gohan: AAAAAAAHH!!! *jumps out*

Piccolo: He he... *sits down, puts his arms behind his head and relaxes*

-the ground-

Gohan: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! *hits ground*

Krillen: I saw it all!!! Why didn't you fly?

Gohan: I tried to kill myself for having a loser for a mentor.

Krillen: Um....... your dad or Piccolo?

Gohan: *becomes teary eyed* WAHH!! *puts his face into Krillen's chest* Both.... *crys*

Krillen: There there, let it all out. *pats him on the back*

-where Bulma is who is looking for Vegeta-

Bulma: *screaming like a lunatic* I'LL FIND HIM!!! *looks around* WHAT ARE YOU ALL LOOKING AT?

*everyone runs away*

Bulma: Grrrrr...... *walks off in search of Vegeta*

-the exit of the tunnel of love-

Trunks: *exiting the tunnel of love with Pan* Well that was better than I thought it would be........

Securtiy guard: FREEZE!! *points his gun at Trunks*

Man: Yes, that was the one. He was gonna bash the living daylights outta me. Same as the other one with spiky hair.

Trunks: You mean Vegeta's in here?

Vegeta: *pops his head out of the water* Hush, boy, I'm hiding from your mother.

Trunks: You blew up a pond full of ducks again, didn't you?

Vegeta: They made me do it, it was purely self defense.

Bulma: VEGETA!!!!!!

Vegeta: Uh-oh. *dives underwater*

Bulma: Trunks, did you see Vegeta?

Trunks: *points in the water*

Bulma: RIGHT!! *dives in*

Pan: It better not be like that with us. *smiles at Trunks*

Trunks: I don't get it. *looks at Pan and thinks* Errrr....... I gotta go now... *runs off*

Pan: Come back!

Securtiy guard: What about me? I don't get paid enough for this... *walks off*

Man: But....... hmph. *gets back to work*

-ferris wheel-

Piccolo: Ok, I think I'll get off now. *walks out and notices Krillen and Gohan*

Gohan: *still crying*

Krillen: *trying to think of an excuse to get Gohan away so he can dry his shirt* Come on, you're a Sayian, you should be hungry or something....

Piccolo: Hears how you do it. *grabs Gohan and smashes him into the ground*

Gohan: Wah! Piccolo my hero!

Krillen: I don't get it, how does that work out?

Piccolo: I don't know, the more I hit him, the more he likes me.

Gohan: Thank you sir, may I have another.......? *bends over*

Krillen: Err......... *runs off* I better be the one to tell Goku of his son's............... kinky habits........

-food court-

Goku: Hey toffee........ that reminds me of something... *shakes it off* Naaah.

Goten: Hey dad, there's a face in the cotton candy.

Vegeta: Shut up runt, I'm hiding from Bulma.

Goten: Waaahh, evil cotton candy face insulted me!!!!!

Goku: What? *drops plate full of food and dashes to the candy*

Goten: He did it! *points to Vegeta*

Vegeta: This isn't my day. *jumps out*

Goku: How dare you insult my son! KA-ME-HA-ME-

Vegeta: Holy didly cripes of doritos, I better get out of here! *runs like crazy*

Goku: HA!!!!!!!!

Vegeta: Damn, I can see Bulma! *thinks* I'll take my chances. *jumps into the kamehameha* AHHHHHH, MY BEUTIFUL SPANDEX!!!!!!! *dies*

Bulma: Nooooo!!!! *runs away crying*

Vegeta: *gets up* It worked, I made her go away!

Bulma: KYAAAH, I KNEW THAT YOU WERE FAKING IT!!! *hits Vegeta with Goten*

Goku: Hey, Gotens my whacking stick, get your own!

Bulma: Grrrr *grabs Goku and beats Vegeta with him*

Vegeta: No, you'll ruin my hair!

Goten: That isn't Bulma! *rips off Bulma's face to show Frieza* It's Frieza of the old space ship!

Frieza: Yes, and I would have gotten away with it if it weren't it for you meddling kid and 2 over grown crybaby Sayians!

Goku: T'weren't nuthin'.

Vegeta: BIG BANG!!

Frieza: NO! *dies*

Goku: Then where's Bulma?

Vegeta: I think she's still underwater at the tunnel of love.

-tunnel of love-

*underwater*

Bulma: *weakly* Heeeeeelp meeeeeee...........

-food court-

Vegeta: She'll be all right.

Goku: Lets go somewhere then.

Goten: The horror house then!

Goku: *jumps into Vegeta's arms* Noooooo!!!

Vegeta: KAKAROT!!!!! YOU ARE GOING AND THAT'S IT!!!

Goku: Why do you want me to go so much, Vegeta?

Vegeta: Because I want to see you cower in fear once in a while.

Goku: Awwwwwww, nice to know you care!

-the tunnel of love-

Bulma: *being pulled out of the water by Pan* Thanks Pan, BUT I WILL EXACT MY REVENGE!!!!!!!

Pan: *takes several steps back* I'll...... be going now! *runs off in any opposite direction from Bulma*

Bulma: AAAHHHH!!!!!!!! *goes in search of Vegeta*

-the haunted house-

In the distance: VEGETA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Vegeta: Uh-oh, come on, lets go in! *runs into the haunted house*

Goku: Ok, but it looks a bit scary though... *cowers*

Goten: Don't worry dad, I'm here.

Goku: *takes a deep breath* Ok! *all walk in*

-inside the haunted house-

Goku: AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Goten: Dad, nuthin' has happened yet.

Goku: *looks puzzled* Oh yeh.

Vegeta: Kakarot......

Goten: Lets look around a bit....

-the male lavatory (guys toilets)-

Gohan: Trunks, it's ok to come out now, your mom's gone.

Trunks: I wasn't worried about mom, I was more concerned with Pan.

Gohan: Why?

Trunks: SHE LIKES ME!!!!! *falls down*

Gohan: So?

Trunks: Me, of all people!

Gohan: *looks at Trunks and points at the mirror* Look, dude, there's a mirror over there. NOW LOOK IN IT! What do you see?

Trunks: I see a kid with purple hair that is irresistible to woman even at my age.

Gohan: Now do you understand?

Trunks: *thinks* Hmm...... no.

Gohan: If you think you have none of your father's mentality, you're wrong.

Trunks: Thanks! *walks out*

Gohan: Am I the only Sayian not dumbass stupid?

Gohan's Brain: Your mother knew of that and is making you study so the dumbness didn't affect you, then she will train you...

Gohan: Train me?

Gohan's brain: Yes, and you'll be the strongest and smartest being in the universe, then she had some idea about taking over the world, but I wouldn't worry about that.

Gohan: Oh, ok.

-outside the haunted house (which is now burned down)-

Goten: Daaaaaad, why did you have to do that?

Goku: It tried to hurt me, things jumping out of doors like that........

Vegeta: Ok.........

Goten: Hey, the shooting range! *runs over*

Man: Step right up, shoot the clown to win a prize!

Vegeta: BIG BANG!!!

Clown: OH F............. *dies*

Vegeta: GIMME MY PRIZE NOW!!!!!!!!!!!

Man: Er.......... *throws a stuffed teddy bear to Vegeta*

Vegeta: Awwwww, ain't you so cute.......

Goku/Goten: *looks at Vegeta* Huh?

Vegeta: Uh.... I mean....... who would want this piece of kawaii trash? *tucks it in his spandex in such a way no one would notice*

Goten: That was weird.

Goku: I didn't notice.

Goten: The ring toss!!!!! *runs over*

Goku: Awwww, so many games so little time........... Hey Vegeta, take care of Goten, ok? *sneaks off to the merry-go-round*

Vegeta: Ok. *grins and walks to the ring toss*

Man: Come on down, and throw a ring onto a prize and you get it! $5 for 10 shots!

Vegeta: *glares*

Man: It's free! IT'S FREEEEEE!!!! *runs off screaming

Vegeta: Wow, I didn't know I had that affect on people.

Goten: You did just blow up several things and people.

Vegeta: Ok. *grabs rings* What shall I get? *aims for a voucher labeled: years supply of spandex* Dammit. *misses* Darn. *misses* Grrr. *misses again*

Goten: It's the way you swing your arm...

Vegeta: *glares at Goten* I KNOW WHAT I AM DOING!!! GO AWAY I CAN DO THIS MYSELF!!!!!

Goten: Ok. *runs off*

Vegeta: Now back to work. *misses* Dammit........

-merry-go-round-

Krillen: Goku!

Goku: *on the merry-go-round making it hard to talk* WhatisitKrillen?

Krillen: Ineedto....... talktoyou!

Goku: *jumps off* Okwhatisit?

Krillen: You can stop talking like that, y'know.

Goku: But its fun. *giggles*

Krillen: Ok, but I have to tell you something about your son.

Goku: Canwetalklikethis?

Krillen: No.

Goku: Awww....

*both walk somewhere private*

Krillen: It's hard for me to say this but.....

Goku: Yes?

Krillen: Your son, though only five years old, likes being hit. Y'know, kinky like.

Goku: So?

Krillen: But, it's wierd.

Goku: It runs in the family, why do you think I married Chi-Chi?

Krillen: Oh that's it, I'm going home and getting some normal loving from an android! *flys home*

Goku: *puzzled* I don't get it...........

-ring toss-

Vegeta: *won all the other prizes except for the spandex coupon* Dammit, I'M GOING TO GET THIS!

-the entrance-

Gohan: *hugging Piccolo* Lets go again sometime.

Piccolo: Get away from me you kinky Sayian.

Bulma: Damn today was bad.

*in the distance an explosion is heard*

Goku: What was that?

*all run off to the source*

-the source-

Vegeta: I DID IT AND THIS WHOLE AMUSMENT PARK WILL PAY FOR THE TROUBLE IT HAS CAUSED ME! BIG BANG!!! *destroys the theme park*

Goku: I guess we're not coming back here, are we?

All: *glare at Goku*

Goku: Um..... I'll get the car.

Piccolo: LIKE HELL YOU WILL *runs off to the car park*

Goku: AHH! *chases after*

Bulma: I don't care, I'm taking a cab! C'mon Trunks.

Pan: TRUNKS! COME BACK!

Trunks: Oh...... *thinks of a swear word he can say in front of his mom* Fiddlesticks. *flys away*

Pan: Noooo! *chases after*

Gohan: C'mon bro, lets fly home.

Goten: K.

Gohan/Goten: *fly off*

Vegeta: *laughing maniacally* I DID IT!!!!! A HA HA HA HAH AHA MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!!

-car park-

Goku: Dammit, where did I park?

FIN

Lock`Jaw: Ok, this has to be the longest fic I have made. The moral is: Nameks, though good fighters, don't like roller coasters, Goku's family are a kinky bunch, and Vegeta needs a life.

Vegeta: I resent that!

Lock`Jaw: *cough* And that's about it.