Ash: I am Ash Ketchum of Pallet............
Misty: *grabs the nearest thing she can hit Ash with (Brock) and hits Ash* SHUT UUUUUUUUUUP, WE HEARD IT EVERY DAMN EPISODE ALL READY!!!
Ash: AHH! *dies*
Pikachu: Pika! *cries*
Brock: You killed him, Misty! *still being held by Misty*
Misty: Eh, never liked him anyway.
Brock: *looks at Misty*
Misty: *puts Brock down* What? Why are you looking at me?
Brock: Y'know. *nudges Misty with his elbow*
Misty: *gets angry red* AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! I NEVER LIKED HIM!!! *gets a heart attack and dies*
Brock: YES!!!! *gets into a pose* Now she wont prevent me from getting girls!!!!! *gets hit by a ki blast and dies*
*in the distance 4 heroes are approaching. They are Goku, Piccolo, Krillen, and Vegeta*
Vegeta: KAKAROT!!!!!! Are you sure this is the way?
Goku: Uhhh...... hey why did you just hit that blind man?
Vegeta: He looked suspicious.......
Goku: Good job Vegeta. *hits him on the back*
Vegeta: Grrrrr....... why are we going shopping again?
Krillen: Well, you broke Bulma's arms by 'accident' and Goku likes it.
Vegeta: LIKES IT?
Goku: It smells nice, you ever seen a food court?
Vegeta: Idiot. *noticing Pikachu* DAMMIT KAKAROT YOU LED US INTO THE POKEVERSE!!!!!!!!!!
Goku: Yay! *jumps around for joy* I'm in another faaaaaaanfic!
Krillen: Woohoo!
Vegeta: I BETTER NOT HAVE MY ARSE STUCK IN A FRIDGE THIS TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lock`Jaw: *cough*
Vegeta: I don't like this one bit......
Jesse: Prepare for trouble!
James: Make it double *both are hit by a ki blast*
Meowth: Hey.... human Pokemon!
Jesse: *quickly recovers* Lets catch them!
James: Awwww *still on the ground*
Jesse: Hmph. GO! ARBOK
Goku: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! SNAKE, SNAKE!!!!!!!!
Vegeta: KAKAROT YOU FOOL, JUST BLAST THE DAMN THING AND GET IT OVER WITH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Goku: *points his fingers at Arbok and closes his eyes with the other and fires a ki blast*
Arbok: CHAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!! *dies*
Jesse: Arbok.............. waaaahhh!!!!!!
Piccolo: MASANKAPOPO!!!!!!!!! *fires at Jesse*
Jesse: Ahhh!!!!!! *flies into the sky* Jesse is blasting off by her self!!!!!!
James: Hey, you guys are cool, can I join you and be a good guy?
Goku: Ok.
Krillen: Ok.
Piccolo: Might as well.
Vegeta: *starts powering up to fire a ki blast but Goku stops him*
Meowth: James! How could you?
James: He he he, I am part of DBZ now! KA-ME-HA-ME-HA! *fires at Meowth*
Meowth: AHHHH!!!!! *flies towards where Jesse went* Meowth is blasting off by himself but will meet Jesse shortly!
James: Yay. *does a little dance with Goku*
Goku: Good job!!! *breaks off and dances with Piccolo*
Piccolo: Yeh! *breaks off with Goku and goes to Krillen*
Krillen: Woohoo! *breaks off and dances towards Vegeta, Vegeta gives Krillen a 'look' and Krillen turns around going in the opposite direction still dancing*
Goku: Well that was fun.
Pikachu: Pika! *gives a peace sign*
Vegeta: Grrrrrr.... Big ba.....
Goku: Vegeta, no!!!!!!! *stops Vegeta*
Vegeta: Dammit man, will you just give me a chance!
Goku: No.
Vegeta: Dammit.
James: *stealing all of Ash's, Misty's and Brock's Pokemon* Well, they wont be needing these.
Goku: We better bury them.
Vegeta: *really fast* BIG BANG ATTACK!
*the 3 dead Pokemon trainers are burned to nothing*
Goku: Dammit, too late.
James: Hey, I know! Let's go to Pallet town and give you guys your first Pokemon.
Vegeta: Now wait just a.........
Goku/Krillen/Piccolo: Yeh! *thrust their fist into the air* But first, we must train in weighted clothing! *run off*
Vegeta: Now that's something I agree on. *run off*
James: I don't get it.....
Pikachu: Pika?
James: Better wait here.
=for the remainder of this fic, all Pokemon will be able to speak English and no one will notice=
Pikachu: We better wait here.
James: Ok, you're mine now y'know?
Pikachu: I know, smart move joining the DBZ team.
*two hours later*
Goku: We're back.
Pikachu: We've been training ourselves. *flexes muscle*
Vegeta: Must...... resist.... temptation...... to...... shoot...... yellow..... rodent........
Goku: So where is Pallet town?
James: Dunno, we usually just walk aimlessly until we get where we are going.
Vegeta: Sounds like Kakarot on a good day.
Krillen: Then lets walk around aimlessly!
*two hours later inside a forest*
Vegeta: DAAAHH!!!!!!! This is really getting me down.
James: By my calculations..... we are lost.
Krillen: Dammit. *for some reason looking in a bush and has his head pops out the other side* Hey, I found the town!
Vegeta: Then lets get out of this blasted forest and get something to eat.
*all walk out*
Vegeta: Just one second *turns around and fires a ki blast into the forest*
Goku: VEGETA! What did the forest do to you?
Vegeta: I am preventing others from getting lost in the forest, *grins* especially me!
Trunks and Goten: *appear from the town* Hey, how come they are here?
Trunks: Hey dad! I didn't know you liked Pokemon.
Vegeta: Show me your Pokemon and you'll see how much I like them. *walks to Trunks clenching his fists*
Trunks: Uhh.... maybe later...
Goten: Hey dad!
Krillen: Finally someone to dance with! *starts dancing and dances with Goten*
Goten: Krillen, are you all right?
Krillen: Er.........
Vegeta: For God's sake, lets get this over with! *storms to Pallet town*
Goku: Ok.
*everyone follows*
-at Professor Oak's-
Piccolo: Everyone is rude here, they kept on staring and throwing round balls at me. *rubs his nose where it got hit*
James: Oh Professor Oak! Are you here?
Oak: Why hello, are you here for your first Pokemon?
James: I'm not, they are. *points at the Z-senshi*
Oak: Oh my, you'd think they were Pokemon......... all well, they seem the right age, except the midget, he doesn't get one.
Krillen: Awwwwwww, but I'm old enough!
Oak: I was talking about the one with the hair.
Vegeta: But....... I was waiting all my life for this..... *runs outside and a series of explosions can be heard, then he walks back in* Ahh, much better, now what was it we were talking about?
Oak: *sweatdrop* ..... I guess I better give him a Pokemon as well...
Vegeta: I want one that has a tail and tall spiky hair and is short.
Oak: ........ Hmm....... oh Krillen..... *walks into a room with Krillen*
Krillen: What are you doing?
Oak: None of your concern. *several noises are heard*
*Krillen walks out with a tail taped to his butt and a wig on*
Krillen: I don't feel right......
Vegeta: All right!!!!!!! Pokeball... GO!!!!! *catches Krillen*
Krillen: Ahh, help, I'm in a nutshell! How did I get into this nutshell, who would have a nutshell this big?........Hey, there's 5-star accommodation here.... *walks off inside the pokeball*
Vegeta: *smiles*
Goku: What's mine? *jumps up and down unable to control his enthusiasm*
Oak: I'll give you.... a Jigglypuff.
Goku: Hmm..... I'm hungry. *eats Jigglypuff =no not the one with the microphone, another one=*
Oak:........ Hmm.... I better give you one that suits you more. *gives Goku a pokeball labeled: caution, very hungry Snorlax*
Goku: Yay!!!!!!
Piccolo: What's mine?
Oak: Um.........
Piccolo: You better gimme the strongest thing here!
Goten: Strength isn't the only factor here, there is also agility, speed, and of course love.
Piccolo: *looks at Goten then turns back to Oak* Gimme the strongest now!!!!
Oak: *sweatdrops* The spiky one and the green one are gonna have trouble controlling their Pokemon. You're lucky, I just got a new Pokemon that's very strong.
Piccolo: YEH! GIMME!
Oak:.... Ok, but it's your death wish. *hands Piccolo a pokeball labeled: caution: rabid Pikachu*
Goku: *talking to Goten* So now what?
*after several minutes of explanation........*
Goku: Ok then, lets go!
*all fly off (including James and Pikachu who since joined the Z gang have gained their powers)*
Goku: Where did Pallet town go?
Vegeta: *cough*
*several years, journeys, and gyms later*
Goku: Wow, I believe my Snorlax has grown quite considerably! *looks at the ever hungry Snorlax*
Piccolo: And mine is very good as well =Piccolo cheated all the time by ki blasting his opponent*
Rabid Pikachu: *drools on himself* Uhhcakip =this one is rabid and can't speak English=
Vegeta: And my Vegeklon has grown to be supreme.
Krillen: Vegeta.......
Vegeta: Vegeklon, return!
Krillen: Ahhh!!!!! *returns to his pokeball*
Goten: Dad, you should catch other Pokemon y'know. The Pokemon League is coming up soon......
Goku: Aww, don't worry son, if I start losing I'll use Piccolo's tactics......
-several months later at the Pokemon League-
Trunks: We finally made it.
James: And I have caught many Pokemon.
Pikachu: Yeh. *gives the finger then realizes what he is doing and changes it to a peace sign*
^the first battle: Goku vs. some other Pokemon trainer
Goku: Go Snorlax, *throws pokeball*
-in the audience-
Mrs. Ketchum: Where's Ash?
-back at the battle-
Goku: No, I am losing! *remembers the words Piccolo says*
*thought bubble appears and Piccolo is in it*
Piccolo: Remember this young Goku..... BLAST THEM, BLAST THEM ALL TO HELL!!!!
Goku: You never said that.......
Piccolo: Uhh-oh *thought bubble disappears*
Goku: KA-ME-HA-ME-HA-ME-HA!!!!!!!!!!!! *kills the offending Squirtle and it's trainer*
Judge 1: Er.........
Judge 2 : *whispering to judge 1* We better play it safe.
Judge 1: Right, trainer Goku is the winner!
Goku: All right! Snorlax, return!
^battle 2: Vegeta vs. Piccolo^
Vegeta: Go Vegeklon! *Krillen comes out of his pokeball*
Piccolo: Go! Rabid Pikachu *out comes Pikachu the rabid*
Piccolo: MASENKO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Krillen: Crud...... *gets blasted into nothingness*
Vegeta: Ve...ge...klon? *gets tears in his eyes* YAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!
Judge: We declare trainer Piccolo the winner!
Vegeta: *glares at the judge*
Judge: Er..... we would have said that if Piccolo had won, but Vegeta won... he he he....... *puts his hand behind his head*
Piccolo: Heey.....
Vegeta: *glares at Piccolo*
Piccolo: I'll be good......
^Battle 3: James vs..... eh stuff it. Look, here's what happened. Vegeta got pissed and killed all the competitors who challenged him and he got the trophy^
Vegeta: *stands on a podium* Thank you, thank you. *blows kisses*
Goku: Vegeta.... no one's here..... you killed them all.
Vegeta: ...... So what?
*out of nowhere Jigglypuff appears*
Goku: Hey, another one! *licks his lips*
Jiggly puff: *sings her sleep song*
*everyone falls asleep except for Piccolo*
Piccolo: I don't get it..... *walks off back to the DBZ universe*
*Jigglypuff gets mad and draws on everyone's faces and when finished follows Piccolo*
*later everyone wakes up*
Vegeta: *looking in his 'special' mirror* Ahhhhh, my face! *goes super Sayian, I'll get that thing, then I'll let Goku eat it!!!!!!!!!!!
Goku: Yay! Food!
*all Z people (including Pikachu and James) go to the DBZ universe*
Vegeta: I think I forgot something...
-at the Capsule Corp Vegeta returns home-
Vegeta: Ahhhh... *caressing his trophy* Honey, I'm home!!!! Look what I brought. Are your arms feeling better?
*out walks Bulma*
Bulma: WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Vegeta: Oh yeh, now I remember.... the milk. *runs off*
Yamcha: Who was it?
Bulma: Vegeta's back.
Yamcha: Oh shit!!!!!!! *runs like crazy to the Pokeverse to hide*
-at Goku's home-
Goku: Chi-Chi!!!!!! I'm baaaaaaack! And look at the Pokemon I brought for Gohan!
*Chi-Chi walks out*
Chi-Chi: Goku...... walk inside please......
Goku: Ok.
Goten: I'll stay here..
Chi-Chi: *closes the door*
Goku: What are you doing with that Pan Chi-Chi?
Pan: I hate my name........
Goku: AAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
-where Piccolo is-
Piccolo: Well Jigglypuff, this is going to be a beautiful relationship......
Vegeta: Gallet Gun!
*Jigglepuff dies*
Piccolo: Dammit! Well, I still have Pikachu the rabid. *smiles* I'm hungry.......
Vegeta: My work here is done. *walks off*
-Capsule Corp-
Trunks: Thanks for letting me on that Pokemon journey mom! Too bad about dad though.
Bulma: Yeh, Chi-Chi has shown me what to do. *grins*
FIN
Lock`Jaw: Er...... THIS MUST HAVE BEEN THE STUPIDEST FIC I HAVE EVER MADE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!....... Anyway, the moral of this story is to....... er.......... dammit this one hasn't got one.....
Vegeta: Hey woman! Bulma, what are you doing with Pan?
Pan: I hate my life.........
Vegeta: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lock`Jaw: *grins* The moral of the story is: people make good weapons *walks off*