Starring: Most probably guys from Dragonballz and other japanese cartoons

Lock`Jaw: Hmmm........ this should be interesting..... *looks at title*

Goku: Yeh.. *looks at title also*

Lock`Jaw: How'd you get here? I haven't even said for you to come here.

Goku: Tien said you were a fic writer and fic writers have great God-like powers.

Lock`Jaw: Uh.... hate to break it to ya, but I haven't even had one fic posted yet. This could be my first one if I'm lucky.

Goku: You have powers though?

Lock`Jaw: Good question. Lets see...........

*Suddenly Android 18, Freiza, an emu and several Pokemon appear in front of the two*

Goku: Ooooooo, aaaaaaaaa... *claps hands*

Lock`Jaw: Thank you, thank you. *takes a bow*

Freiza: What the hell am I doing here?

Ditto: Ditto?

Goku: Hey, toffee! *starts chasing Ditto*

Lock`Jaw: Yeh, I didn't like that Pokemon.

Freiza: You still haven't answered my question.

Lock`Jaw: Oh boohoo Frieza, go with the flow or I'll Funimationize ya!

Frieza: I'll be good.

Lock`Jaw: But you're a bad guy.

Frieza: Oh yeh. *blasts several Pokemon except Onix, Geodude and the emu*

Lock`Jaw: Didnt like those Pokemon either.

Android 18: When did an emu become a Pokemon?

Lock`Jaw: Uhh......

Goku: *rubbing his stomach in satisfaction* Mmmmm, them's good eatin'.

Lock`Jaw: I think I better make a new bad guy.

Frieza: But I....... *turns into nothingness*

Lock`Jaw: Hey these powers are better than I thought! Just wait till I get to my place in the sky.

Goku: (If you're lucky)

Lock`Jaw: *sigh*

......

......

Goku and 18: Weren't we planning something?

Lock`Jaw: Oh yeh, now for a bad guy.....

*the emu disappears and is replaced by another emu with two lines drawn above its eyes to make it look angry*

Goku: Is that the bad guy?

Lock`Jaw: Not sure, do you like it?

Goku: Can I eat it?

Lock`Jaw: No, better yet you can have this banana. *throws banana off a cliff*

Goku: Weeeeeeeeeeeeee *chases banana*

18: Why am I here? You haven't even seen me in a single episode.

Lock`Jaw: Well....... it's better than Chaozu isn't it?

Tien: What did you say? Nobody is better than Chaozu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lock`Jaw: Where did you come from?

Tien: I followed Goku.

Lock`Jaw: Ok.

Onix: ???

Lock`Jaw: Here's an idea!!!!!!!!!!

Goku: What is it?

Lock`Jaw's brain: Dammit, at this rate I'll never get rid of him.

Lock`Jaw: The idea is to give Onix the gift of human speech.

Onix: Oh, I say.

Lock`Jaw: Cool.

18: Remember the badguy?

Lock`Jaw: Yeh the emu.

18: It evolved into Frieza.

Freiza: That's right, I shall be the bad guy of this fic if it's the last thing I do!

Lock`Jaw: That's it. FUNIMATIONIZE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Frieza: Noooooooooo, I'm now the bad gal, help me help me............. er, this is kinda cool...

All: O....... kaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyy........

Lock`Jaw: Die from a disease called falling down anime style non-stop.

Frieza: Never heard of I....... *falls down anime style* Ahh!!!

Goku: He he, look at girly guy fall down.

Frieza: Oh *falls* yeh? *falls* Ahhhhh *falls yet again* This is *falls* too much *falls for one last time and dies*

Lock`Jaw: Showed him....... her......... Freiza, yeh that'll do.

Onix: How about we search for the pokeballs?

Goku: Yeh, this is definitely a crossover.

Lock`Jaw: we need more anime people.

*Several people appear (squashing poor Geodude) and they are Sailor Moon, Sailor Mercury, Trunks, Kurillen, Tien, Shinji and Rei, the Super Mario Brothers and Piccolo*

Lock`Jaw: That should be enough.

18: *whispering to Lock`Jaw* What are the Super Mario Bros doing here?

Lock`Jaw: *looking at the bros* Um........ they are from a Japanese video game company, aren't they?.

18: Wasnt Tien already here?

Lock`Jaw: I think I have a plot now. Good bye all ye fair and un-fair bodies of skin, I am Lock`Jaw and going away until the fin. *flys off into the sky*

Tien 1: Woah, there's another of me!!!!!!

Tien2: Woah!

Piccolo: That's the best thing you can say? Woah?

Tien 1 and 2: Eh, might as well fuse with each other.

Kurillen: Nooooooo!!!!!!! *pauses* Why am I shouting?

*both Tien's fuse and end up turning into a bad guy*

Goku: That's what you get when you fuse with yourself, believe me.

Evil Tien: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! I AM GOING TO GET THE POKEBALLS AND MAKE A WISH FOR IMMORTALITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Flys off*

Onix: Shall we get the pokeballs now?

Sailor Moon and Mercury: YEH!!!!!!

Goku: Why the enthusiasm?

Sailor Moon: Lock`Jaw gave me and Mercury secret presents for doing this.

Shinji: What were they?

Lock`Jaw: *with Godly smitely type voice* YOU SHALL NEVER KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*toffee falls from the sky and hits Shinji on the forehead*

Shinji: Ahhhh it's got me, it's got me, HELP!!!!!!!!!!

Sailor Mercury: MERCURY BUBBLES - BLAST!!!!!!!!!!! *the bubbles hit Shinji on the forehead and get rid of the toffee*

Lock`Jaw: Damn................ I'll let you off this time *voice echoes off into the distance*

Trunks: Hey Goku!!!!!!

Goku: Hey Trunks.

Trunks: What are we going to do now?

Onix: We are going to look for the pokeballs.

All zSenshi: YEH. BUT, WE MUST TRAIN IN WEIGHTED CLOTHING!!!!!!!!!! *fly off*

Lock`Jaw: *heard in the distance in the direction of where the zSenshi went* What are you doing here?

Goku: Uhh.....

Mysterious voice: FUNIMATIONIZE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

zSenshi: AHHHHHHH!!!!!! *are seen flying back really quick*

Goku: *panting* We better not train for a while, ok guys?

zSenshi: Right!

Krillen: Damn powers of Lock`Jaw *thunder is heard in the background * Er.... not that that is a bad thing....

Shinji: Have you noticed the fanfic writer hasn't even given us a background yet?

*another toffee hits Shinji in the face*

Shinji: AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! *runs around waving his arms*

*Everyone looks at Mercury*

Sailor Mercury: What? I'm not gonna bother this time.

Yamucha: *who wasn't in the Funimationize blast and somehow appears out of nowhere* Hi guys.

Goku: Yamcha, help us, we have been Funimationized.

Yamucha: Ok, but the name is YamUcha.

Krillen: We can't help it, we've been funimationized.

Yamucha: Ok, I shall get the pokeballs and make a... *toffee comes down and smacks Yamucha in the face*

Yamucha: AHHHHHHHHHHH *joins Shinji in the arm waving dance*

Krillen: Damn you!!!!!!! *shakes fist at sky*

Goku: Yeh, we're gonna rebel now.

Lock`Jaw: Oh yeh? CHI-CHI!!!!! GET OVER HERE!!!!!

*Chi-Chi appears next to Goku*

*Chi-Chi hits Goku on the head with Pan (Gohan's daughter Pan) then disappears*

Goku: All hail the fanfic writer.

Krillen: His methods are different to the others.

Piccolo: Yeh.

Lock`Jaw: Now go off to the pokeballs and make a wish, evil Tien has already collected 6 of them.

All: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Gohan mystically appears (still in his pajamas) with the 7th pokeball*

Piccolo: Good job, Gohan.

Gohan: *sleepy eyed* Where am I? I was asleep and what is this round thing in my ha...... *disappears and pokeball falls to the ground*

*Piccolo picks up the pokeball*

Trunks: One down, 6 to go.

Goku: Now let's all train in weig.... *toffee falls from the sky and hits Goku in the face*

Goku: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *joins the duo to make a trio*

Mario: Lets'a get this over'a with eh?

Luigi: Yeh, I gotta date with'a the princess.

Mario: What?

Luigi: Uh, the fanfic writer made me do it!!!!!!!!

Lock`Jaw: No I didn't.

Mario: AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*two plates of pasta fall down onto the feuding brothers, then the two brothers disappear and be replaced by James from Pokemon and a basketball*

James: Uh...........

Trunks: Lets go and find Evil Tien, shall we?

Sailor Moon and Mercury: Lets GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

18: Yeh, we should be able to beat him easily.

Rei: Ye.............

*Rei disappears and becomes replaced by Link*

Link: Zelda?

Krillen: We shall have to assign who carries who, for some of these guys and gals can't fly.

Trunks: I get Sailor Moon.

Piccolo: Like hell you will...........

*2 hours later*

Piccolo: *panting* Ok..... 18 gets Sailor Moon......

Sailor Moon: Yay, another blonde in this story, someone I can relate to.

18: Hmph.

Piccolo: And Trunks gets Sailor Mercury.

Trunks: WOO HOO!!!!! In your face, Piccolo!

Piccolo: And I get Krillen.

Krillen: But Piccolo, I can fly.

Piccolo: Not anymore. *breaks Krillen's legs*

Krillen: AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

*with that the characters flew off, James and Link helped Goku and Yamucha with the toffee*

Lock`Jaw: Damn.

*and in thanks, Goku and Yumucha flew the two but Shinji still had toffee on his face*

-further on-

18: There he is.

Sailor Moon: Yeh, I can see him.

Tien: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

Piccolo: *drops Krillen and fires a masenko* MASENKO!!!!!!

Tien: AHH!!! *dies*

Piccolo: That was easy.

Krillen: *falling into the distance* A little too easyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy............................................*splat*

Goku: *drops James and catches all the pokeballs*

James: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Goku: *catches James before he hits the ground*

James: WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST HOLD ME WHILE CATCHING THE POKEBALLS?

Yamucha: It's Goku, you don't ask questions.

James: Uh.....

All: Quick, lay the pokeballs down and we'll get this over and done with.

*they all land where Krillen did (ouch) and put the pokeballs into formation*

Dende: *says some fancy Namekian words*

Goku: Why is Dende here?

Piccolo: I keep him in my turban for such emergencies.

Goku: You're very learned.

Piccolo: I know.

*out comes Shenlong the eternal dragon*

Shenlong: What is your wish?

Goku: We want this to end.

Link: I dont, I just got here.

Sailor Moon: Yeh, and I have a new friend.

18: Hmph.

Trunks: THAT'S IT!!!! I WISH FOR THIS TO END NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Shenglong: Your wish is granted.

*everyone disappears except Shinji who still has toffee on his face*

Shinji: Hello? Anyone? Rei? Asuka?............................ Yamucha?

FIN

Lock`Jaw: Toldja I'd be back at the fin. Now the moral of this story is that toffee hurts........ I guess............ good enough, see ya all next time!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dammit, I forgot about Onix.............